"I love you, more than you love your bike"

sad truth: I've said this to someone.  Something you can't really comprehend until you've dated a cyclist.

Actually now that Rosa is in my life I'd be pretty flattered if someone said this to me. 
Someone sent me this questionnaire and it kind of makes me feel like a deviant, as i can truthfully answer BIKE to almost all these questions.  I don't actually know if i've ever felt about a person the way I feel about the FELT.  Ok that's maybe not 100% true but hopefully this makes someone else giggle.

To find out something troubling about yourself, answer these 20 questions as honestly as you can. For each question, simply write down Bike or Spouse. If both apply, write both. If neither applies, move on to the next question. If you’re not married, for Spouse substitute Girlfriend or Boyfriend or Etc. At the end, calculate which entity receives more of your affection, then
hide these pages from everyone in your life—except your biking buddies.

1. I’ll never forget the first time I saw you

___ Bike ___Spouse

image i saved from the day I saw this bike onlne

2. I wanted you instantly

___ Bike ___Spouse

3. I often find myself daydreaming about you

___ Bike ___Spouse

4. There’s more than one photo of us together on my desk

___ Bike ___Spouse

5. I love showing you off to my friends

___ Bike ___Spouse

6. My friends often remark how attractive you are

___ Bike ___Spouse

7. In a typical week, we spend five or more hours of quality time together

___ Bike ___Spouse

8. When you’re around, I often look at you with admiration and longing

___ Bike ___Spouse

9. In the last three months I’ve spent more than $250 on you

___ Bike ___Spouse

my new zipps for rosa

10. I desperately want to take you to Italy or France

___ Bike ___Spouse

11. Our last ride lasted more than an hour

___ Bike ___Spouse

12. It’s thrilling how you respond beneath me

___ Bike ___Spouse

13. I would never let anyone else ride you

___ Bike ___Spouse

14. You make my heart beat faster

___ Bike ___Spouse

15. You make me feel young

___ Bike ___Spouse

16. You have taken me places and shown me things I never thought I would see

___ Bike ___Spouse

ride up mount baker

17. When I’m alone with you, I’m at peace with the world

___ Bike ___Spouse

18. You were made for me

___ Bike ___Spouse

first time i sat on her

19. I can’t live without you

___ Bike ___Spouse

20. I will never upgrade to a newer model

___ Bike ___Spouse